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No visits, no calls



No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?



Agar Tum Don hotay to



Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…



Maa meri dulhan kon he



1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki…



Difference between Dava & Daru



What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.



U r crossing the limits



Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?



Agar Tum Mil Jao



WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .
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Agar Tum Mil Jao ”Kamana Chorh Denge Hum”



Can U Smile 4 Me Once



Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like

Good MOrning

Good After Noon

Good Evening

Good Night

& So On

Now Here’s My Simple Fresh Line

”Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?”



Will U Marry Me



Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
”Will U Marry Me. . . ?”

Girl Said: ”NO”

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga.



Jee to yeh chahta hai k



jee to yeh chahta hai k …???

duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon…
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Magar baad main socha k…

KHUDKUSHI to haram hai!



Meri yaad aye to yaad karo



Meri yaad aye: yaad karo
Zyada aye: sms Karo
Ussey zyada aye: phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye: to millo
Ager ussey bhi zyada aaye
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Plz jhoot bolna band karo



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