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Hey wat do u call d Gal



hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA



What will jyoti call her



What will jyoti call her grand daughter ?
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Simple POTI



Old and new saying



SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.



I saw many animals



Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2



Rs. 500 k recharge pe



Rs. 500 k recharge pe Rs. 5000 ka Talk Time
Aur 11yrs ki validity
Call 1 paisa/min
60000 sms free!

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Plz log on 2

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Girls word in diff language



Girls word in diff language

Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa

In our sindhi?

Hatit Wah ji chori aa!



Don ki miss bell ka intazar



Don ki miss bell ka intazar to 11 mobile karty hain
lakin 1 bat samajh lo k don ki miss bell mushkil hi nhi namumkin hai
q k DON k pas balance hi nahin hai….



Sardar ki biwi dost ke sath



sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekha
aur apnay dost ko goli maar di.

sardar ki biwi boli:
agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to aik din
aap saray dost kho betho gay.



I Love You So Much



I Love You

I Love You So Much

I Love You More Than Every Thing in The World!

yehi kehna chahta tha Raanjha apni Heer se par becharay ko
English nahi aati thi.



Marriage certificate expiry date



Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi



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