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Musharraf said to his mother



Musharraf said to his mother.
Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!
Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro…



Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaande doon



What do a “Rat say” to a “Cat”
on Valentines Day?
.
.
.
Think

?
?

Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaande doon.



What is the height of Mixed Emotion



What is the height of Mixed Emotion?
Ur Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you dont know whether to laugh or cry……..



Dil to pagal hai



Dil ne kaha
Chalo SMS karo
Socha
DIL TO PAGAL HAI
Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,
Jisko karna hai
Wo Kon Sa QAID-E-AZAM hy..



God has given many qualities to you



God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”



What do I do when I see Gorgeous



What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous…. I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired….. I put down the mirror !



True Love is like a pillow



True Love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble,
U could CRY on it when u r in pain,
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy,
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW



How dare they fool you



If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.



Most cute persons in the world



You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..



100 idiots would try it



Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.



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