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Do u love me
He said… Do u love me
just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid,
I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
Prayer of Bachelors
Prayer of Bachelors:
Radhe Radhe…
Kudi fasade!
Hare Murari…
Hove Kunwari!
Jai Hanuman Di…
Hove mere haan di!
Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa…
Badan hove chand sa
Positive thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Why love marriage is better
Why love marriage
is better than
arranged marriage??
Because a
known bhootni
is better than
an unknown chudail…!
Election 2008 Free Tips
Election 2008 Free Tips
Fit Auntiyan chahiye hon to “PPP” join karen!
Fit Larkiyan chahiye hon to “PML(Q)” join karein!
Londay baazi kerni ho to (MMA) join karey
Gand marwa k saudia jana ho to PML(N) join karey
Ganduon k hathon katal ho kay bori main marna ho to MQM join
karey
Agar Sirf muth pe guzara kerna ho to Tehreek-e-Insaaf join karey
Aur agar in sab ki gand marni ho to army join kare
Look at the mirror
Look at the ocean
see God’s abundance!
Look at the sky
see God’s wonder!
Look at the moon
see God’s glory!
Look at the mirror
see God’s blunder!!
Mohabat ho jati hai Yah karni parti hai
Aaj ka sawal….
mohabat ho jati hai yah karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai
agar amer hai to kani parti hai
Read digits in punjabi
Read digits in punjabi,
salam!
hor 10
ki hal ay 13
ok g ijazat 2
32 bujhao,,,te
100 jao.
GOOD NIGHT.
Jo Jeeta woh sikander
Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.
Geo Musharraf
7 saal pehly meri girl friend k sary bhai ghar pe rehty thay
or date marna imposibl tha!
Aj sub aate ki line mai khary rehty hain
faraq toh parah hai geo Musharraf
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