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Why do men pass gas more



Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.



Ek Khusra Vote Mangte Hue



1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

“Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

“Govt.”

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.



Ager mere msg receive na hon to



ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon
to tum preshan na hona
kyun k ……………..
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main sms di factory nai lai,
mainu hoor v kam ney.



Most confussing day in America



Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish….



Musharraf Is Good For Economy



Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .



Defination of a Nurse



Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.



I Tried To Help Few Girls



One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day…?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother.



Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye



Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye
us ko bholapan kehtay hain,

2 bar ho jaye
us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain,

3 bar hoo jaye
us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,

counting phir bhi na rukhay
usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.



Shetan ki 3 nishanian



Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..



Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila



Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge…?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?
Ha ha ha ha



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