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il Chahta Hai Naha Loon
2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
Friends r like Asian Paints
Friends r like Asian Paints :
Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :
“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
PPP Walay aur MQM Walay
PPP Walay….
Tum kitnay bhutto maro gay
har ghar se bhutto niklay ga.?
MQM Walay…
Hum har ghar main saathi bantain gay
phir kaisa bhutto niklay ga?? :-)
Its the ocean of love
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its the ocean of love….
Dive in its depth & go down.
down
down
down
down
down
down
down
Chal hon bas V kr k dub k marna ee.
Jabse Tumhe dekha hai
Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
Its So Common To Hear
Its So Common To HEar…
How Are You ?
What Are You Doing ?
Howz Your Day??
ANy Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Something Different
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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
Cute… Good looking…
Cute…
Good looking…
Easy to handle…
Cool…
Sexy…
Nice structure…
Its my mobile. How about your?
Peshawar men pathano ke naam
Peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam
Rishwat khan
Zillat khan
Mutafiq khan
Ajeeb khan
Hairat khan
Makan khan
Ma’loom khan
Pathjhar khan
Zameen khan
Akhrot khan
Can U Come To Meet Me
Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,
Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U …
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …
Pakistan Ki Abadi
Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi
Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi
Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se
Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..
Farq To Parta Hai
” GEO MUSHARAF ”
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