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Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye



Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

Tou..

Tou..

Tou..

,,
(“.)
< ) )>
JL

Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )



Why is Delhi called male city



Why is Delhi called male city
(mahanagar)and Mumbai called
female city (mahanagri)?

Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR
and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India



Ek baat kahon



Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manao gay?
MujyApSeP.. Pi..Piy..Piya..Piyaa..Piyaaz,,Aalu mangwane thay..!



Chalo Aap Ki Tasveer Khichen



Chalo Aap Ki Tasveer Khichen..

OK!!

Smile :-)

Seedhay Khare Rahen!!

Ready..

Click!!

Developing..

:

:

(‘.’) Oh My GOD
< )|(> Kya Poss
_/””\_ Hai..

Nazar Na Kag Jaye.. :-)



AAP KI JUDAI SE



ALLAH BACHAYE!!

Pagal Biwi Se

Purane TV Se

Dubai Ke Sheikh Se

Naaii Ke Shave Se

Aurat Ki Bewafai Se

Purani Mithai Se

Haram Ki Kamayi Se

Aur,

AAP KI JUDAI SE,,(“~”),,



Pathan Fauji



Larki: Ammi Baher Fauji Aa Rahe Hain..

Maan: Beti Andar Aaja Faujion Ki Niyat Kharab Hoti Hai..

Larki: Ammi Fauji Pathan Hain..

Maan: Beti Phir Bhai Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa.. ;-)



What is 143 ?



What is 143 ??

I Love U..

No

I Hate U..

No

I Miss U..

No

I Wish U..

No

143 Means:

One Hundred & Forty Three..

Math’s Pe Dheyan Do.. :-)



Derived from Newton’s Laws



“Law Of Izzat”

Derived 4rm Newton’s Laws:

Every Bad Boy Continues To Do Masti,

Unless A Thappar OR Sandel With A Force,

Is Impressed Upon Him By A Lovely Girl.

The Force Is Called Baisti.

Baisti Is That Characteristic Due To Which,

Any Bagairat Is Compelled To Change,

His State Of Bagairti In To Gairat Mandi.. ;-)



Load Sheding Ke Benefits



Load Sheding Ke Benefits:

Generator, UPS & Candle Walon Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi..

Mobile Charge Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Balance & Time Saving..

Sabar Karnay Ki Wajah Se Jannat.. !!



What is business…



What is business…?
Dad: i want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: no !

Dad: the girl is bill Gates‘ Daughter.

Son: then ok!

Dad Goes 2 bill gates…

Dad: i want your Daughter 2 merry my Son.

Bill gates. no

Dad my son is the CEO of world bank.


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