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I see ur face when i am dreaming



I see ur face when i am dreaming thats why i always wake up screaming



Think Big. Think Positive



Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!



Ur aim in life shud b 54321..



Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
Shockd !!
I mean…

5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart



Meaning of FAMILY?



Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you



kya meri nak tedi hai.



kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?



Fall in love with me.



You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.



I want to suck you… lick you…



I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!



When u feel sad….



When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!



Heartbeats are countless



Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!



7 Glances= 1 Smile



7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems



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