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Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan



Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-

1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.

2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.

3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-


Love is sweet poison



Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place



Love is Pure



Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can’t cure



I really love you



Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”



U r Under arrest Because



I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..



Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani



Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!



ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status



ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN



If people say ur crazy



If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….



HI MISS ME OR HATE ME



HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART………
IF U HATE ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND……..



I think u r a big shit



SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit



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