› Funny Love SMS
1 2 3 4Whom Do I Love The Most
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho
Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho
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Thora Aur Neeche
Dikhi Ya Nahi …
Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti …
Jabse Tumhe dekha hai
Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
Can U Come To Meet Me
Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,
Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U …
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
A mosquito & hen fell in love
Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
A man is the head of the family
A man is the head of the family and
the wife is the neck.
The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!
Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan
jindgai not like “chup chup ke”
love is not like “Aksar”
But kiss is Like Murder”
Because Like Airtel ” Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan”
Apke aane se sab thik ho gaya
Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.