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Teri zulfo mein



Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..



Aqal kia hoti hai



Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai?



Plz inn main say koi bhi lay



Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…



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Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan



Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-

1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.

2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.

3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-


Why do men chase women



Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.



Tu yaad aaye to kya karun



Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.



Today is an international day



Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done………



I have lots of jokes in my inbox



I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”



Difference between Kiss, Car, Monkey



What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.



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