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Hey wat do u call d Gal



hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA



I saw many animals



Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2



The smaller the cheaper



Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!



Happy Birthday, Enjoy New Year



Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year,
Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas
Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!



SMS me immediately



Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.



No visits, no calls



No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?



Police r lookin 4 a suspect



Police r lookin 4 a suspect
whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous
they’ve already eliminated u from the enquiry
(where do you think i shood hide?)



Agar Tum Don hotay to



Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…



Tu chand mangay main chand dedon



Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..



who is the best



A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha…



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