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Aagay Kia Hoga



Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga

Pyar kerny k umer



well come to
www.love.com

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sorry,!
aap ki peyar kerny k umer guzer chuki hy,

plz try
www.toba-astaghfar.com



Agar aap ko lagta hai



AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN

TO

KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.



Khush Rehne Ke Liye



Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus



Without u i lose my sight



Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can’t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses



kitne haseen hai aap



kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi,
gale me nimbu mirchi or chappal bhi latkaya karo…



Muje kutto k sardar se milna he



Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu
Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he
Dog 2:ssshhh..Chup…!
Aawaz mat karo

Boss msg padh rahe hai…!



Everything is incomplete without U



M_RKH,
ST_PID,
B_DH_,
D_FFER,
BEWK_F,
GHOCH_,
_LL_,

DEKHA..!
Everything is incomplete without
“ U “……********……******…



Tumhara sar ya bomb



Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye…
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

abey nahi sab se pehle to “TERI FATEGI>>>>>“
haa naaa……..



You Are Good Looking



A - U”r Attractive
B - U”r D Best
C - U”r Cute
D - U”r Dear 2 me
E - U”r Excellent
F - U”r Funny
G - U”r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I”m
J - Just K - Kidding



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