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God has given many qualities to you



God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”



Log kehtay hain



Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.



The brain is a wonderful organ



The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office…



Only true friends stand by u



Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.



I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP



I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?


When u feel sad



When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!



Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ



Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAY”

Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH K”

Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY”


A monkey cannot operate mobile



A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)



Tu dil mange me dil dedon



Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..



Taste this SMS



Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!



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