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Aap ki ek smile par log marte hai



Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai….
So keep smiling …. to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo… sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??



My policy is one day one fool



2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is? one day one fool…..!



Kindly observe SILENCE



Gud morning….Kindly observe SILENCE 4 2 min in the
memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night
after sucking ur blood.THANK



Pleasure is thinking of u



What is the diff between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.



If you want to be great



There is a saying
“If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people”.
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!



People like u r remembered forever



Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE…



Aisa DOSTANA humara



Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha…..



Ek Kutta subah se sham tak



Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?



The full name of GIRL



The full name of GIRL
G= GHOST
I= IN
R= REAL
L= LIFE



Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota



Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,

Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…



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