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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9I saw sumthing in da shop window
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
Elephant say to the naked man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Difference between a wife and..
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
For the handsome and the beautiful
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room
Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room… They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said ‘OH! NO! We Can’t Disturb Our BOSS!’
Lauhging is best medison
Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital
Stars + Moon=Romantic
Stars + Moon=Romantic,
night + sky=Lovely day,
animals + forest=refreshing world,
u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot
I cant live without u
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen
Both of you go up and down
Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert…..
I Know you love….Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!