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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9Bachelors schedule Monday ko dosti
Bachelors schedule
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbaadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next!!!
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Have a horrible day
without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
4 roses, just for you!
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Taste dis SMS
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
BUMPER OFFER Send me sms
BUMPER OFFER Send me sms & win10 lak ki car ka photo,29″ tv ka box,Dubai jane wale plane ko TA-TA karne ka mokaaur,hmare sath DINNER,woh bhi aap k ghar per
Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.