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Think Big. Think Positive



Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!



Do U want to see malika



Do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow



kya meri nak tedi hai.



kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?



When u feel sad….



When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!



Today is an international day



Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………



when i call u,one ring means



“when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA



I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful



I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT



I want to suck you… lick you…



I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!



3 tips to break a mirror



3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .



Keep in touch with me..



Keep in touch with me..
Otherwise
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your all teeth will be broken.



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