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1 machar ko marne se



Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey



Woh subah ki thandak



Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p



Always keep ur pic in ur pocket



Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
“if I can face this, I can face anything”



I really love you



Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”



Mujh sy shadi karo gi?



Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!

Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.

Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!



Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko



Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!



SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY….



SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day…



If people say ur crazy



If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….



HI MISS ME OR HATE ME



HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART………
IF U HATE ME,I”LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND……..



I think u r a big shit



SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit



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