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A Nobel Award Winner



A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ….



Have A Blessed Life



At times one loses everything, it only means that things shall recommence shortly with more life, more love, more devotion, more intensity, with more hope . . .
Hope of a new tomorrow to fill the pits created by yesterday.

Gud Morning

n

Have A Blessed Life



Life has its Ups n Downs



Life has its Ups n Downs.
Sometimes the sun shines,
sometimes the rain lashes,
but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow.
Have a Great Day



Man to Sexy Air hostess



Man to Sexy Air hostess:
“What’s your name?”
Air hostess: “Benz, Sir”
Man: “Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?”
Air hostess: “Same price sir”



Most confussing day in America



Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?
.
.
Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish….



Who r cute & Beautiful.



Lets talk…about people who are Nice & Elegant..
about people who r cute & Beautiful..
about people who r Loveable by nature..
Lets talk about people like “U”..!



I am wishing u Good Night



I wish moon always be full & bright !!!
U always be cool & right!!!

Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……



If 2 hearts r meant 2 be friends



If 2 hearts r meant 2 be friends,
No matter how long it takes,
How far they go,
How tough it seems,
Fate will bring them together,
2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER.



Rules for Successfull Life



Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing,
Xpect Little,
Do More,
Demand Less,
Smile Often,
Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,
Pray Always,
Cry Once for missing me everyday.



Musharraf Is Good For Economy



Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .



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