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Diwali Is Here Happiness Is Here



Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.

Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.



Its A HumbLe Request



Its A HumbLe Request To aLL My Dear Friends
That pLease Do Not Send ReLigious MessaGes Like
‘Forward To 10 PeoPLe ELse BadLuck FoLLows You
For 10 Years’

Cuz These Are MakinG ReaL Fun Of God.

Luck Does Not Change By Sending SmS.
It ChanGes With Hard Work And Dedication.

PLz Fwd Thiz MessaGe To aLL.



once a fucker met a fucker



once a fucker met a fucker on da fuckin train..
and da fucker ask da fucker wots his fucking name?
so da fucker told da fucker Fuck is ma name..
and da fucker fuck da fucker in da fucking train!



Say Sorry



SORRY … !!!

Say

Onetime 2 any1

Really

Remembering

You …



The Biggest Suspence Of Life



The Biggest Suspence Of Life is :
We Know 4 Whom We r Praying..
But ”We Never Know The Person Who Is Praying 4 Us”…



Why do we all marry



Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.



What Is Your RATE Madam



Murder Of English..!

A Sardar Asking Fee Of A Lady Doctor In English..!

What Is Your RATE Madam.?



In the state of love



In the state of love,

we can soar to that higher state where everything stays clear
and still like the stars above the sky.”



Daily sweet is no Good



GOOD NIGHT…
Have A

“salt Dreamz…”
Bcoz daily sweet is not
Good for U’r health,take care



Husband & wife are like



Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.



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