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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
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A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept..!

There is a time to enjoy!!

There is a time to cry!!!

There is a time to be serious!!!

and a time to love!!

but it is time to

BRUSH UR TEETH…

please do it atleast 2day…

Good Morning!!

As long as you put in the work,
you can own the dream.

When the work stops,
the dream disappears.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain…..
but
it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

Eyes R Windows To The Soul,
Wat Do U C In My Eyes?

Cleverness
Naughtiness
Pain
Hope
Emotions
Shyness
Love
Quitness
Fright
Depth
Or Innocence.?

Reply Wid Honesty

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. ”
Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”

“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” ”

Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”

There are 2 types of enjoyment.
One is being with a friend.
The other is being with the memories of friends.
Miss u but not ur memories.

There Is A Place In The HEART
Where THOUGHTS Becomes DREAMS…
&
DREAMS Can B Accomplished While U
Have BELEIVE In Urself……..

A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature,
to stop speech when words become superfluous.

May the worst day of your future
be better than the best day of
your past (Ameen)
Have a nice day

Good Morning

MHOSMS