› Double Meaning SMS
1 2 3kapray utaar ke sona chahiye
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.
Hello hello mera lelo
Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL
Shut Up
Shut Up”’
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up……
Poora ander gaya
BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye karan baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
Bahut dard ho raha hai
oh no Dr. please jaldi karo
oh no blood?
oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai
jaldi nikaalo na
Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia…..
khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de
KISSING at the top
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
College wali aur office wali
college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
Fuck off means
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao
Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .