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Jean Kerr
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Alan King
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Alan King
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Alan King
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Stephen Leacock
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Groucho Marx
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
W. Somerset Maugham
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
Mignon McLaughlin
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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